Things that have happened so far today:
1. I have wiped green, liquefied snot from a nose other than my own. Two noses in fact.
2. I have had snot wiped on me — again not my own.
3. I have administered much Calpol.
4. I have had food wiped in my hair. Green food. At least it matched the snot.
5. I have been weed on.
6. I have dealt with not one, not two but THREE poosplosions. These were, thankfully, not green.
7. I have been vommed on.
It is now 4 o’clock in the afternoon, so there is still a lot of today left!! Given the above list, I am just wondering what other things could possibly happen to me?
I am trying not to think about it too much.
Curses to this lurgy — my poor babies are both full of a cold and I don’t feel too great either — I think I am in need of a stiff gin already.