35 weeks and 6 days | Green goo and gin

Things that have happened so far today:

1. I have wiped green, liquefied snot from a nose other than my own. Two noses in fact.

2. I have had snot wiped on me — again not my own.

3. I have administered much Calpol. 

4. I have had food wiped in my hair. Green food. At least it matched the snot.

5. I have been weed on.

6. I have dealt with not one, not two but THREE poosplosions. These were, thankfully, not green.

7. I have been vommed on.

It is now 4 o’clock in the afternoon, so there is still a lot of today left!! Given the above list, I am just wondering what other things could possibly happen to me?

I am trying not to think about it too much.

Curses to this lurgy — my poor babies are both full of a cold and I don’t feel too great either — I think I am in need of a stiff gin already.

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Caro Davies

Caro Davies art directed fashion and interiors before leaving the world of design to pursue a career in social media. She can now be found chasing the light — and two small twin boys.

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